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Dumb laws of Washington State -
Dumb laws of Washington State
compiled by Dixie A. Walter
Here are some of the dim-witted laws of our otherwise bright state:
Forget about buying a TV on Sunday in Spokane. It’s illegal. Buying any kind of meat on Sunday in Washington is also against the law as is purchasing a mattress.
This is a tricky one. A man may be looking at five years of jail time for “deflowering” a virgin. This is against the law regardless of the woman’s age or marital status. Think about it.
It is against the law to paint polka dots on Old Glory.
All lollipops are forbidden.
If you are driving a motorized vehicle toward a town or city and have “criminal intentions” it is “mandatory” that you stop before entering the city limits and telephone the chief of police.
It’s illegal to pretend that your parents are wealthy.
One of my favorites is so nonsensical I would like to know the inner workings of the minds that came up with this. When two trains come to a crossing, neither can go until the other has passed.
In Bremerton you can’t “shuck” peanuts on the street.
If you live in Everett don’t plan to put a hypnotized person, or even a supposedly hypnotized person, in a store window.
In Lynden you cannot dance and drink in the same establishment.
In Seattle you can get in trouble with the law if you carry a concealed weapon over six feet long.
And when riding a bus, women cannot sit on men’s laps without a pillow between them.
No one can set fire to another person’s property without asking permission.
You are breaking the law in this state if you drive while asleep.
It is illegal to gather and “consume” road kill.
At night a man with a lantern must go about 100 yards ahead of a “motor car.”
A law in Vancouver requires all “motor vehicles” to carry an anchor to be used as the emergency brake.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So who is the judge of equines in Wilbur where it’s against the law to ride an “ugly” horse?
Think these laws are odd, ludicrous and outdated? Ordinance Number 7, passed June 7, 1995 in San Juan County states that eight women may not reside in the same house because doing so would “constitute a brothel.” It must not be a college county.
The Kickstarter Blog: Kickstarter Podcast #4: Building the Open Source Bussard Fusion Reactor -
The latest Kickstarter podcast (subscribe on iTunes or listen online) features a conversation with Famulus, a hacker-turned-inventor who is attempting to create an open source fusion reactor using Kickstarter. The project is currently $700 short of its $3,000 goal with five days to go.
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“What if instead of adding new features, a company concentrated on making the service or product much easier to use? Or making it much easier to access the advanced features it already has, but that few can master? Maybe what they lose in market share in one area will be more than compensated for in another area. In a lot of markets, it’s gotten so bad out there that simply being usable is enough to make a product truly remarkable.”—Kathy Sierra
52 Weeks of UX: Changing Existing Situations -
“Everyone designs who devise courses of action aimed at changing existing situations into preferred ones. The intellectual activity that produces material artifacts is no different fundamentally from the one that prescribes remedies for a sick patient or the one that devises a new sales…
It’s almost impossible to overstate the impact and importance of Fela Anikulapo (Ransome) Kuti (or just Fela as he’s more commonly known) to the global musical village: producer, arranger, musician, political radical, outlaw. He was all that, as well as showman par excellence, inventor of Afro-beat, an unredeemable sexist, and a moody megalomaniac. His death on August 3, 1997 of complications from AIDS deeply affected musicians and fans internationally, as a musical and sociopolitical voice on a par with Bob Marley was silenced. A press release from the United Democratic Front of Nigeria on the occasion of Fela’s death noted: “Those who knew you well were insistent that you could never compromise with the evil you had fought all your life. Even though made weak by time and fate, you remained strong in will and never abandoned your goal of a free, democratic, socialist Africa.” This is as succinct a summation of Fela’s political agenda as one is likely to find.
They should do this to the depressed areas of Manila.
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